Ashton yelling expletives while Orym massages their back is not unlike the first time my friends tried massaging my shoulders so I feel the pain but also what a weird thing to have in common
I’m sorry it’s just really not fucking fair that In THE ACTUAL MOVIE it can imply something between Gwen and Hobie but the SECOND a people started shipping two black boys together then It became a huge fucking problem, here’s the thing If Hobie is actually older and they never say that in the movie but imply something to the audience that him and a sixteen year old girl could possibly have something between them THEN THATS GROSS I DONT CARE HOW GOOD THE MOVIE IS! But Hobie is always a teenager, in other crossovers and his comics he is around 16, he has met miles before in canon the ships not new it was just small, I hate that every single fandom I try to enjoy now has this fucking problem It’s totally okay if you don’t like a ship but just say you don’t vibe with it and move on for the love of god
“I have also included a note of a personal nature for Warden Alistair.
Please take care of him. Like me, he was instrumental in ending the last Blight. I trust his compassion and his strength above any other’s, and I would not go though such effort to overcome our Callings only to lose him to your Inquisition.”
thinking about how hobie doesn’t wear chapstick on his own (he doesn’t see the need for it …) but if you’re wearing some he’ll absolutely make you kiss him so that you’re sharing. always saying something along the lines of, “gimmie some’ve the stuff you’re wearing today, yeah?”
he doesn’t really have a preference either. cheap chapstick brand, lip oil, aquaphor, whatever. as long as he has little remnants of you on his lips.
(but he doesn’t really like the gloss from the hair stores because it’s so sticky)
100% Nintendo verified canon: the entirety of Zelda’s extensive emotional damage from Rhoam’s shitty parenting was undone by this single extremely dad reaction from Rauru
